Profile: Some guy that's kinda smug about being followed by "famous baseball player" Jose Bautista

Philadelphia man Dustin Habermeyer
likes to remind his
friends about the how
he's followed by Jose
Bautista on Twitter.

"Yeah, he's like, one of the best players in the league," Dustin Habermeyer of Philadelphia, PA said with a cocky grin on his lips during an interview last week.  "He followed me a few months ago, and my friends can't fucking believe it.  I tell chicks at the bar sometimes when I'm hammered, and they always seem impressed, lol."

Habermeyer's attention quickly veered away from the topic at hand, however, and onto the Philadelphia Eagle's preseason chances to win their division, at which point the author of this article honestly just stopped caring or paying attention.  Right at the end he added, "It's pretty sick that Bautista follows me, though, y'know?  I guess I must be getting a pretty big twitter presence.  Maybe the Phillies can trade for the guy and get back to the postseason and win another one before Howard and Utley retire."